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So You Think You Know Movies??

04.11, 2007 Movie Review By: Manhattan Movie Maniac

So you say you know movies? We’ll see about that. See how many of these movie quotes you can get right. Some are easy; you-suck-if-don’t-know-this
kinda quotes and others are ‘so-you-think-you-are-as-good-as-me’ tough to test the REAL movie buffs out there. The same movie may have more than one quote. Forgive me if some are off by a word or two. Many are done from memory. How is your memory?
(Hover over the quote for the answer)

2008-03-21
1) “I like walking for a change! Makes me feel normal”

2) “What’s the boy word for ‘slut’?” “They still haven’t come up with one yet.”

3)“Join us on our quest. Vengeance or death! Hopefully vengeance.”

4) “We’re flying! How do you know how to do this?” “Playstation.”

5) “This species is extremely rare and can only be found in two places on Earth: The Northern and Southern Hemisphere.”

6) “War is in your blood. You didn’t kill for your country. You killed for yourself.”

7) “Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!”

8 ) “What is that thing?” “I don’t know, but whatever it is, it’s winning.”

9) “But we didn’t see anything that looked the same and we could have just Gerried off in all these different directions.”

10) “We’re here because of the music. We’re band aides.”

11) “Three Things to remember when you are old, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart”

12) “I’d like you to tell me that you are a false prophet… I’d like you to tell me that you are, and have been, a false prophet… and that God is a superstition.”

13) “Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good f*** what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get.”

14) “How did you get a license to practice medicine?” “You need a license?”

15) “That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. That’s one doodle that can’t be un-did, home skillet.”

16) “Hi, ho.” “Hi, ho.” “Hi, ho.”

17) “What’s a threesome?” “It’s a game, that adults play sometimes… When they’re bored.”

18) “You don’t see us, now you do, but only if we want you to.”

19) “Did you think that you could go on like this forever? Living like this with no consequences? There are always consequences.”

20) “Your uselessness is epic.”

20) “It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.”

21) “When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.”

22) “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.”

23) “My name is Robert Hawkins. Approximately seven hours ago something attacked the city. If you found this, if you’re watching this then you probably know more about it than I do.”

24) “How do you think the hike’s going so far?” “Pretty good.”

25) “Hey listen to me, mister. Your charm doesn’t work on me. I’m on to you…He’s a smart, good-hearted, fifteen-year-old kid with infinite potential…He’s not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking to you clearly?…If you break his spirit, harm him in any way…you will meet the voice at the other end of this phone and it will not be pretty. Do we understand each other?”

26) “I’m running a hospital here, not a health spa. Two patients per room. No exceptions.”

27) “Bill, just because your father tried to eat you does that mean we all have to be unhappy?”

28) “Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.”

29) “I’ll tell you what’s not satisfying. Last night, I masturbated into a grapefruit.”

30) “I’m just calling to procure a hasty abortion.”

31) “Did you think you were the only one?”

32) “All I know is what Vic told me. the place turned into a f****** bullet festival. He took a cop hostage just to get out of there…Do I sound like I’m joking? He’s driving around with a cop in his trunk.”

33) “If I could just have the thing and give it to you, now, I totally would, but I’m guessing it looks probably like sea monkey right now, and I should let it get a little cuter.”

34) “I’m pretty sure with would have been happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain and that was against the law.”

35) “Rock stars have kidnapped my son.”

36) “I’d say I’m a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me. I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.”

37) “Are you going to bark all day little doggy, or are you going to bite?”

38) “You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.”

39) “What’s this? Why don’t I own this… why don’t I own this?”

40) “Live for nothing, or die for something.”

41) “My God, somewhere some lucky guy is having a heart attack.”

42) “You kids shouldn’t play so rough. Someone is going to start crying”

43) “You crazy, wonderful zombie!”

44) “This is my son, and partner, H.W. Plainview.”

2007-12-03

1) “I could give you a hundred reasons why your river’s turned red.“
“That’s great. All I need is one.“

2) “Listen, we need to get something straight. Around here, I’m the Christmas Guy…It’s kind my thing. Chris has Memorial Day. Pete has the Fourth of July, but I have Christmas. But hey, you could have Halloween.”

3) “Do you want to be like me or do you want to be me?”

4) “Hotels are a naturally creepy place… Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many died?”

5) “Murder needs no ghost to come from the grave. We have murders in New York without the benefit of ghosts and goblins….The assassin is a man of flesh and blood and I will discover him.”

6) “We’re very proud of you! A perfect report card! All B’s!”

7) “Honor is in the dollar, kid. So, I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock. I became a stock broker.”

8 ) “You’re a stuttering Stanley….you talked funny when you went to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school.”

9) “The cell block is really getting old. The moist air is corroding the concrete and the salt is rusting the metal. I took a nail clipper. I was digging around the grill, back in the cell. I think with some work, I could dig that grill out of there, enlarge the hole and get into the utility core, which leads to the top of the cell block and maybe out onto the roof.”

10) “We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”

11) “I’m inventing a new pie in my head…I’m calling it ‘I Don’t Want Earl’s Baby’ pie.”

12) “Leave…the….kid….alone.”

13) “Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho.”

2007-10-31

1) “I’ve got two questions for you. What do you do and how do you do it?”

2) “You wanted a universal remote. That remote controls the universe”

3) “Reading Jane Austen is a frigging minefield!”

4) “I thought if I read your books, you would read mine, but no. You just want to be obeyed. That’s why you have dogs.”

5) “No bad habits, ma, except for a little killin”

6) “I, too, can command the wind, sir! I have a hurricane in me that will strip Spain bare, if you dare to try me!”

7) “I ain’t never seen me a one legged stripper and I’ve been to Morocco.”

8 ) “It was a 50/50 shot on whether you were left or right, but since you were going the other way, I’m afraid you are going to have to start getting scared immediately.”

2007-09-19

1) “I’m trying to come clean. I’ve been a call girl for exactly four days and you’re my third customer. I want you to know that I’m not damaged goods. I’m not Florida white trash. I’m a really good person and when it comes to relationships, I am 100%…I am 100% monogamous.”

2) “The sad thing about a guy like you is that in fifty years you are going to start doing some thinking and you are going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: One, don’t do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a f****** education that you could have gotten for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.”

3) “That’s a Smith and Wesson and you’ve had your six.”

4) “Are you out of your juice-freaking little minds? Have you looked outside lately? The roads are blocked because there is a little thing called a blizzard going on. That’s when the sky opens up and lots of snow falls and makes it hard for people to do things, like fly to Hawaii.”

5) “I can get you an interview with a Times Square pimp….I’m talking about a lifestyle piece….In two thousand words, I am going to look into this man’s skull.”

6) “I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh**! Where’s the Tylenol?”

7) “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

8 ) “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.”

9) “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

10) “They call me Mister Tibbs.”

11) “Mmmm-hmmm! This is a tasty burger!”

12) “I’m king of the world!” Hint: the Director said the quote while accepting his best picture Oscar.

13) “Stupid is as stupid does”.

14) “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

15) “Well, I believe in the soul, the c–k, the p—y, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curveball, high fivers, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap…I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

16) “If you build it, he will come.”

17) “I am not an animal! I am a human being.”

18) “Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”

19) “Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

20) “Don’t flatter yourself, Marquis. You’re not the anti-Christ. You’re nothing but a malcontent who knows how to spell.”

21) “You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?”

22) “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”

23) “I guess that’s your accomplice in the wood chipper.”

24) “Schwing!” (together in unison)

25) “I see dead people.”

26) “Where does he get all those wonderful toys?”

27) “I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.”

28) “Of course, its two minutes to Wopner.”

29) “My name is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.”

30) “Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.”

31) “My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This … is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don’t know that yet. And in a way I am dead already.”

32) “I explained to Cora that it violated the very core and of the lyric and corrupted the purity of the song and when that didn’t work I told it would help me to win you back and that did it. Turns out that…she is quite the romantic.”

33) “There can be only one!”

34) “All the wrong people knew who i was anyway, so I figured I’m just going to put up a flag and hope a friend sees it.”

35) “This guy was obviously a mental case. In New York, private sanitation was controlled by the wise guys. Invent a better mouse trap here and you got a mouse trap stuck up your ass.”

2007-07-19

1) “Toons! Gets ‘em every time.”

2) “What kind of freak just stands in the middle of the road and doesn’t even flinch.” Hint: the answer to the question is the name of the film. Don’t say I never help you out – MMM

3) “Somebody help the chicken!”

4) “Trust you? How can I trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? The man doesn’t even trust his own pants.”

5) “We all know Gabriel’s law. Hunt as a pack or not at all”.

6) “I invented my own kind of grass, too…Look at this. This is registered; Carl Spackler grass. This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Kentucky Blue Grass…and Northern Californian Sensamillion. You can play thirty-six holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the Bejesus belt that night.”

7) “It went straight for the warhead, and they think it’s cute!”

8 ) “Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes”

9) “Three wishes – no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.”

10) “Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.”

11) “We’ve met before, but something tells me that you’ll remember me this time.”

12) “We’re on double secret probation; whatever that is. We can’t afford to have a toga party.”

13) “Get away from her, you bitch!”

14) “Houston, we have a problem”

15) “Good? Bad? I’m the one with the gun.”

16) “Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?””.

17) “Wait till they get a load of me.”

18) “I want a car. Chicks dig the car.” “This is why Superman works alone.”

19) “Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who’s afraid of a big black bat?”

20) “Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude…or his Dudeness, or Duder or el Duderino.”

21) “You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed.”

22) “Mongo ain’t exactly a ‘who’. He’s more of a ‘what’.”

23) “This is nucking futs!”

24) “Any moron with a pack of matches can light a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in…next to soccer.”

25) “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it.”

26) “Let’s say this Twinkie represents the usual amount of psycho-kinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing
approximately six hundred pounds.”

27) “Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so ’87.”

28) “Show me the money!”

29) “You had me at ‘hello’.”

30) “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
“Dinosaurs eats man. Woman inherits the Earth”

31) “I think I should warn you all. When a vampire buys it, it’s never a pretty site. No two bloodsuckers go out the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try and take you with them.”

32) “Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford.”

33) “I understand that you are very upset.” “Kittridge, you have never seen me very upset.”

34) “We’re not your classic superheroes. We’re not your favourites. We’re the other guys.”

35) “What kind the Hell kind of clown are you?” “The crying on the inside kind, I guess.”

36) “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

37) “Look, you brought her here and that means you are going to give her the shot. The day I bring an OD’ing bitch to your house, then I’ll give her the shot!”

38) “Being a teenager sucks, but that’s the point. Surviving it is the whole point. Quitting is not going to make you strong. Living will.”

39) “No one’s really going to be free until nerd persecution ends.”

40) “Dead or alive, you are coming with me.”

41) “Hasta la vista, baby.”

42) “I feel the need…the need for speed!”

43) “To infinity and beyond!”

44) “It seems to me that the best way to hurt rich people is to turn them into poor people.”

45) “First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you. It’s a pity you Autobots die so easily or else I might have a sense of satisfaction right now.”

46) “Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities and some of my realities become dreams, and almost everything you see is eatable, edible. I mean you can eat almost everything.”

47) “I’ve had plenty of ‘Joe’ jobs. Nothing I’d call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of hair nets and name tags.”

48) “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”

49) “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

50) “I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything but warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little umbrellas in them.”

51) “Who dares to enter the scared and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt.”

52) “Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend’s mother was always held in high regard.”

53) “You’ve managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.”

54) “I don’t need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.”

55) “Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us.”

56) “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster.”

57) “Seeings how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC on the QT, cause if it leaks to the VC, he could become MIA, then we’d all be put on KP.”

58) “You’re all clear kid, now blow this thing and let’s go home!”

59) “Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me.”

60) “The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers…but baseball has marked the time. This field, this game is part of our past.”

61) “I wanted to be interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.”

62) “God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see.”

63) “This is the Captain. Set condition 1-SQ for strategic missile launch. Spin up missiles 1 thru 5 and 20 thru 24. The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill.”

64) “Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.”

65) “Listen, I feel terrible, but I’m going to have to cancel our date tonight.” “Another woman?”
“No, I got to go to St. Louis to avert a massive airline strike.” “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one.”

66) “It will not be a difficult job….I am a man in perfect physical condition. Also, I know precisely when I will die. It came to me in a dream. So, you do not have to worry about making a mistake.”

67) “You know…on the tube. Mind the gap. The distance between life as you dream it and life as it is.”

68) “No, you warned me that he was smart. You didn’t warn me that you were f***** stupid.”

69) “You aren’t very smart are you? I like that in a man.”

70) “You are going to start a fight with a total stranger…and you are going to lose.”

71) “When a man with a pistol meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol is a dead man”.

72) “Wax on. Wax off”

73 ) “It’s the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man!”

74) “Mordor. The one place in Middle-Earth we don’t want to see any closer. It’s the one place we are trying to get to, its just one we can’t get”.

75) “It’s a hell of a thing killing a man. You take all he has and all he’s ever going to have.”

76) “I’m going to take my right foot and whop you on that side of your face and… there’s not a damn thing that you are going to be able to do about it.”

77) “Something really wrong is going on around here”

78) “Do you expect me to talk?” “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die?”

79) “Sometimes nothing is enough”

80) “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”

81) “It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter. It just doesn’t matter”.

82) “I’ll have what she’s having”

83) “I’m funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you?”

84) “What kind of dining set defines me as a person? This is your life and its ending one minute at a time.”

85) “Tomorrow morning I will ride out to the Indians. I do not know the outcome or wisdom of this thinking, but I have become a target and a target makes a poor impression.”

86) “How would you feel if you if you’d been dead for a day and a half and someone brought you more bad news?”

87) “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

88 ) “If the ionization rate is constant for ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads! In a spiritual sense, of course.”

89) “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”

90) “What was it you said to me? Oh yeah, if you save your strength, I feel that a man like you could make it.”

91) “Look on the bright side, if this is the best they’ve got around here, in six months we’ll be running this
planet.”

92) “…Vince Papale was a total bust in his pro debut. Coach Dick Vermeil’s heart may have been in the right place,
but this team needs football players, not
thirty year old bartenders.”

93) “You know what? When I put my mind to it, I can memorize anything and I don’t need help from a dictatorial, truculent, supercilious gardener. I’m sorry to be so insolent.”

94) “I don’t know if you know this, but I’m Darren. Okay? They replaced Darren….and no one noticed!”

95) “You will never see $1 of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my son. Instead, I’m offering this
money as a reward on your head.”

96) “When word spread of the new dragon rider, we were expecting someone who was more…well, more…”

97) “As the sounds of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd what happens in a world without
children’s voices. I was there at the end”

98) “You’re a wizard, Harry….and a thumping good one I’ll wager; once you train up a
little.”

99) “Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I’ve told you
my name. That’s the ‘who’. The ‘where’ could most readily be described as a prison cell, but there’s a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison”

100) “It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.”

101) “So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you”.

102) “Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty human”

103) “Tree? I am no tree! I am an ent!”

104) “I told them, the real favour is fire your f***ing ass because a loser is a loser!”

105) “I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

106) “Then we will fight in the shade”

107) “500 fights. That’s the number I figured when I was a kid. Five hundred street fights and you could
consider yourself a legitimate tough guy.”

108) “You can’t handle the truth!”

109) “Two mice fall into a bucket of cream. The first mouse drowns. The second mouse churns that cream
into butter and climbs out. I am that second mouse.”

110) “Boards don’t hit back.”

111) “Bricks don’t hit back”

112) “Few people on this planet know what it is to be truly despised….I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day.”

113) “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

114) “This was not a boating accident.”

115) “Michael, we’re bigger than U.S. Steel.”

116) “Are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed?”

117) “I don’t have time to bleed”

118) “Its all right, Ginny, it’s over. It’s just a memory.”

119) “I’m here, Huckleberry.” – hint: say it with a Southern drawl – don’t say I never help you out – MMM

120) “Michael Jordan plays basketball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.”

121) “It will not be a difficult job….I am a man in perfect physical condition. Also, I know precisely
when I will die. It came to me in a dream. So, you do not have to worry about making a mistake.”

122) “What’s your name? He’ll write it on the wall!”

123) “Will someone please save these people from themselves.”

124) “We’re seeing what you’re seeing; four days in the past.”

125) “My mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea that you’re laughing at him. Now if you
were to apologize, like I know you are going to, I might convince him that you didn’t mean it.”

126) “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I lost track myself, but seeing’s how this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and, at this range, it would blow your
head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?”

127) “As far back as I remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

128) “Because it gives me something to do, Nate…..there’s twelve hours in a night. When I get tired of reading, I do crossword puzzles, but there’re all too simple.”

129) “You may not be as safe on the American side, as you think”

130) “I am Jaguar’s Paw and I hunted this forest with my father, and my son will hunt this forest with his sons.”

131) “I am going to kill the bear. What one man can do, another can do.”

132) “When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”

133) “He had a shirt ruined in a Silver City laundry. He took the celestial’s daughter as payment.”

134) “In this world, there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

135) “I’m sure in your mind your hear trumpets sound and angels sing a fargin hymn. I shit my goddamn britches. We’ve taken enough goddamn Murphy scalps. We cannot win this war. Not the five of us!”

136) “Should we honk or drive over?”
“Just honk. Maybe he’ll get killed crossing the street and save us the mess of doing it.”

137) “It’s a sad fact of life, but the truth is we all have to eat a little shit from time to time.”

138) “Congratulations! Your husband is going to war!”

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