Director: Colin and Greg Strause
Starring: Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, Johnny Lewis, Ariel Gade, Kristen Hager, Ian Whyte,
Sometimes being a movie reviewer is a hard road. I never saw Alien versus Predator when it was released in 2004, because, well, I didn’t have to, and who would see a movie like this if they didn’t have to? I wasn‘t a reviewer then. Fast forward to the 2007 sequel. Now it’s my job to take the hit on movies like this. I didn’t complain. I just set my jaw, rolled up my sleeves and marched in, ready to take some of the worst cinema I had ever seen. Surprisingly however, this movie was not all that bad. Sure, the muddled story requires that you remove the word ‘why’ from your vocabulary, and there is some pretty bad dialog, but these shortcomings are partially offset by some very impressive visual effects, which figures because the directing duo of Colin and Greg Strause have their backgrounds in providing visual effects for movies like 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer and 300. They manage to build up a little tension and keep the film moving at a pretty good pace.
When a Predator piloted ship turns out to have an Alien on board (is this the ending from the first one?), mayhem ensues and ends with the ship crashing to Earth. A few of these cuddly drool machines leave the Predator corpses on board and set off to find some more things to slobber over, and kill. Some kind of long distance video link allows another Predator guy to see these events unfold from his home planet, and, faster than I can get a pizza on New Year’s Eve, he has flown to Earth to single-handedly kill those nasty chest crackers, as well as any humans he happens across. Meanwhile, ex-con Dallas (Steve Pasquale), returns to the tiny forest town where all of this takes place and meets his old buddy, Morales (John Oritz) who is now sheriff, and re-unites with his kid brother, Ricky (Johnny Lewis), who is having problems of his own. There is also a returning G.I., Kelly (Reiko Aylesworth) and her family. Yup, there are too many subplots going on here, especially for such a weak story. They probably should have just piled on some more action and kept the rest simple. Anyways, before long, there are plenty of body parts flying around as the two E.T.s battle each other, and every human they see. Soon, all our intrepid little crew can do is try to stay alive. But don’t worry, the National Guard is on the way…
Let’s get ready to rrrrrrumble! It’s an interstellar bout between two heavyweights and the octagon is Earth. Let your logic go to lunch, and you may be able to enjoy this visually superb action fest, but be warned, if the original movies for these guys didn‘t appeal to you, then this one certainly won‘t..
Aliens Versus Predator - Requiem - movie quotes:
Movie lines from Aliens Versus Predator - Requiem
“See? No monster.”
“Hey! People are dying. We need guns!”
“That’s crazy. The government doesn’t lie to people!”