Real Movie Review-Movie Reviews, Movie Quotes, Movie Trivia

Burn After Reading – movie quotes:

“You’re a Mormon. Next to you, we all have a drinking problem.”

“Think that’s enough carrots?”

Movie lines from Burn After Reading

Napoleon Dynamite – movie quotes:

“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” MMM – alot of us took this training while in high school. For me, it mostly consisted of taking a beating.

“You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”

Movie lines from Napoleon Dynamite

Cashback – movie quotes:

“It takes approximately 500 pounds to crush a human skull… the human emotion is far more delicate.”

“Love is there if you want it to be. You just have to see that it’s wrapped in beauty and hidden away in between the seconds of your life. If you don’t stop for a minute, you might miss it. ” (somehow I keep hearing this in Matthew Broderick’s voice)

Are you and Matt seeing each other?
No. We went to the cinema the other night, but just as friends. Why? What has Matt said?
He said he slept with you.So you didn’t?
No, of course not! What do you take me for?
Sorry
Did he say if I was any good?

Movie lines from Cashback

Hancock – movie quotes:

“Call me an asshole one more time.”

“Did you shove a man’s head up another man’s ass?”

Movie lines from Hancock

My Winnipeg – movie quotes:
“The forks, the lap, the fur.” MMM – What? I saw this movie and still have no idea what he’s talking about.
Movie lines from My Winnipeg

Get Smart – movie quotes:

“How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.?”

“Missed it by that much!”

Movie lines from Get Smart

Wanted – movie quotes:
“Your father died yesterday in the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. And the other one is behind you.”

“Welcome… to the Fraternity. This gun you’re holding belonged to your father, he could conduct a symphony orchestra with it.” MMM – I wish he had, that probably would have been more interesting to watch.

Movie lines from Wanted

The Incredible Hulk – movie quotes:
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

“As far as I’m concerned that man’s whole body is property of the US Army.”

Movie lines from The Incredible Hulk

The Happening – movie quotes:
“There are forces at work that are beyond our understanding.” MMM – Where? Here or in Hollywood? Do me a favour, next time you make a movie about things that are beyond my understanding (sure, like THAT’S hard), try to explain it to me, anyway.
Movie lines from The Happening

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan – movie quotes:
“You’re like Rembrandt with a grenade.”
“I feel no pain. I’ve told you this in other fights.”
Movie lines from You Don’t Mess With The Zohan