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Avatar (2009) **1/2

02.21, 2010 Author: Cajun Carl


Director: James Cameron

Starring: James Worthington, Zoe Saldana

The movie industry puts out a film every few years that you “have to see because it will change movies forever”. Avatar, for many, is that movie for this time frame. Avatar is the first movie since the rebirth of the 3D feature to appeal to someone who is an average movie goer and does not have a 4 year old in toe. Not since Titanic (also James Cameron) have I had so many conversations that started with “Have you seen ____ Yet?” and after my no response, the conversation immediately took a turn for “Oh My GOD, you have to see it.” I have to hand it to Cameron, he really does have a handle on creating the exact spectacle that people want to see, even if those people are not me.

For the movie synopsis, please reference Dances with Wolves or Pocahontas. The civilized encounter a group of savages for whom they have no respect, one of the civilized tries to infiltrate the savages on a clandestine mission to try to destroy them. During his mission he learns about who the “savages” really are and that they are not savages at all, falls in love with one of theirs and converts to their culture. They find out about the mission and throw him out only to realize that he is their only hope because he knows the secrets of both sides and he truly does love the savages and really wants to help them beat his former comrades. Now for anyone who thinks I giving you the spoilers, remember, I am talking about the plot to “Dances with Wolves” “Pocahontas” “Tarzan” pick which ever one you want. I am not talking about the plot of Avatar….or am I?

This movie is visually stunning and the effects are breathtaking. James Cameron really was ambitious in this undertaking (although I cannot believe he took a writing credit for this story). Zoe Saldana’s performance was very good. All of this is true. The problem that I have is, Avatar is not an Oscar worthy film, with the exception of awards for effects and wardrobe. If you took the 3D away from this movie and set it in a jungle in Africa or the Amazon river basin and removed the blue cat people flying on dragons, the story would just be mediocre at best. I know that I am going to get hate mail over this, but when you strip away the lipstick and rouge, Avatar is an extremely obvious bore. The characters are stereotypes and cardboard cutouts. It seems the world has missed the fact that the dialogue and plot were painfully predicable because of all the big shiny things. We have long passed the time where you can woo me just by amazing effects, Pixar ruined that for you. Ever since I saw the dinosaurs walk across the fields in Jurassic Park, I expect great effects now. It is like telling me that a movie from the late 60s is amazing because it is in color.

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in-the-name-of-the-king.jpgDirector: Uwe Boll

Starring: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Claire Forlani, Brian White,

Uwe Boll is becoming the video game industry’s go-to guy when they want a popular video game turned into a movie that leaves viewers looking like they just swallowed a bug. After turning Bloodrayne and Alone In The Dark into celluloid junkers, Uwe Boll has done the same with Dungeon Seige. The story is video game level, but without a bunch of buttn mashing to take your mind off it. I’ve seen better dialog written for a commercial for dishwashing detergent, and, even with a stunningly strong cast, Boll and his boys even managed squeeze in some really poor performances, too. All of this has become all too common in the fantasy genre, but this entry doesn’t even have any impressive visual effects to take your mind off its weaknesses.

Jason Statham, who is in peril of becoming a Lorenzo Lamas-like B movie king, stars as a farmer, imaginatively named ‘Farmer’, with a mysterious background and some mighty fancy sword skills. I guess a lot of farmers pick up those skills since Orlando Bloom’s character in Kingdom of Heaven had them too. Anyway, Farmer soon needs these skills since an evil wizard played by Ray Liotta complete with his New York dialect, has set a bunch of pig-like creatures upon the local populace, which the King (Burt Reynolds) and his witless heir nephew are unable to control. There is a bunch of fighting, a double cross, and a surprise ending that surprised no one.

The Name of The King is as bad as Eragon for amateur acting, cardboard characters and cocktail napkin dialog, but doesn’t even a cool dragon to look at. If you liked Eragon alot, or are in love with the video game that this one is based on, then there is a slim chance that you might enjoy this, otherwise you should try not to even see a movie in the theater next to it. The stink will probably reach that far.

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